I will wage war on gravity.

Don't you just hate it when you finally get a stubborn stain out of a shirt or a jacket, only to spill some food on it again? Yeah, I just did that. I was eating a vegetarian antipasto sandwich when an oily piece of eggplant slipped out of the baquette and tumbled down the front of my raincoat. Now I have to go the bathroom and scrub it down.

I hate gravity.