Hurts

Student loan papers came in today, so in five business days I will return to the world. However, my union has put forward a strike vote. I will know by Monday if I will be standing out in the cold getting pelted by rotten vegetables and making $20 a day. Also, I just rubbed my eye after dicing some chilies for dinner. My eye hurts.

Other than that, all is well. With some money comin' my way and a semester of super-fun classes, plus the drama of labour politics, if I complain a fiery meteor should plummet into my bedroom just to smite me. While searching admist the burning debris, rescue workers will wonder why only my half of the bed was smashed to bits.