A meme I stole.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I haven't seen my reflection yet, mostly because I don't cast one.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
$5.55. Oh, lord.

3. What's a word that rhymes with TEST?
No comment.

4. Planet?
The one with a Camaro on the front lawn, propped up on four cinder blocks.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list?
Probably a telemarketer. If I had a missed class list.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
"Wake up, stupid."

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Some striped number.

8. What do you label yourself?
"Half price."

9. Name the brand of shoes you've recently worn.
Blundstones.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark room.

11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Tossing around in bed.

12. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Text?

13. Where is your nearest 7-11?
No clue.

14. What's a saying that you say a lot?
"The English verb system is really complex."

15.Who told you they loved you last?
My bank.

16. Last furry thing you touched?
Um, yeah.

17. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days?
What is With the arbritary Capitalization?

18. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Zero. All digital.

19. Favorite age you have been so far?
The fetal period.

20. Your worst enemy?
The internet.

21. What is your current desktop picture?
The metal grill over the window of my favourite book store in Paris. Thin books are wedged between said grill and window.

22. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Haha! Panopticon!"

23. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose?
Being able to fly. Then I can bill myself as "That Guy Who Can Fly" and make my million. Thank you, capitalism.

24. Do you like someone?
No. Yes. I'm really torn on this subject.

25. The last song you listened to?
Blue Moon, sung by Billie Holiday.